Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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