My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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