I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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