he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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