so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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