if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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