it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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