Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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