4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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