Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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