Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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