There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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