love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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