talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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