And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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