that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So squirting runs in the family.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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