why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
