**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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