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my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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