this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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