Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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