Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
