It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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