I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
did i just pee glitter
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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