"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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