I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
