Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
