his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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