I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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