Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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