It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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