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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well I just put wine in my tea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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