weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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