i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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