There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
