if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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