sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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