i jhust puked up my retainher.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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