im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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