look no pants
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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