there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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