so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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