Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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