why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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