quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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