Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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