Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We got so high we made milksteak
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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