I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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