that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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