i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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