So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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