I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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